Some would call this an good episode with some minor technical difficulties, but I’ve seen this episode as an “All you can eat” rant. As Chris took the quiet stage, I took the high road into a land of misfit technology. On my road to the highlands, I encountered computer case designs that were so unpractical that I was forced to look off into the distant sea. This where I saw an little old man covering up the “powered by Windows” portion of the welcome to Cuba sign with “powered by Linux.” Instantly I felt the pain from the islanders as they had no clue what to do in the terminal. I was forced to reflect on happier thoughts of data security both aboard and domestically. As my eyes began to water, I was overwhelmed with reassurance knowing that my data is secured as its being transferred. It was then out of the corner of my watery eye, I saw a pirate ship of old trending dangerously close to a ship consumed with an iron will. Some shots were fired, but I was took far away to see outcome. I was forced to press the stop button and drift back to reality.